Well went up again today and did touch and goes at the controlled KHND
Felt like I was chasing my tail
I went out and did pre-flight check at request of CFI. He met me after mucking around in office, and sat down and asked if I had a check list. Am I supposed to? It's usually in plane, or should it be? Should I carry my own around with me and guard it with life?
We'll duhhhhhhhh. We searched the cabin for list, only found the poh and worked our way with that. There used to be a checklist, a coyote must have ate it. I know the coyotes clean the planes, perhaps one got hungry, or perhaps he smoked some dope and thought the check list was food.
POH was so so, so we guessed what to do, or rather I guessed.
But there is good news, my brand new cheapo headset worked like a charm, now I won't risk getting mouth rot using the schools. I had to stretch it a bit, it was somewhat tight, and my brain has enough to contend with.
Take off uneventful, got up into pattern, now hmmm, what is the correct rpm setting in remos to cut to when lined up with numbers to my left. Looked at CFI, puzzled look, Duhhhhh again, so I guessed, put it at 3000 rpm, chased my tail, sometimes high sometimes low upon final.
Oh, I forgot, should have stopped plane in mid-air, called up Girlie CFI down in PHX and asked what to do with RPMs, she would have told me, then all would have been glatt kosher.
One of us should know this, should I? Should he? Should the coyote know it? He ate the checklist!! Yeah, the coyote knows, but it's only a 2 seater, where am I going to put him when it is only a 2 seater? Oh, I know, in place of the CFI. Coyote can even land the sucker, no wonder he is always laughing at me.
So much energy was placed on this guessing game, that my concentration when it came to landing was terrible. Always to the left of line, fighting to get on line.
Just quite frustrated. After 20 hours of flight, should be able to do this with eyes closed, but I guess changing instructors, changing planes, changing coyotes does this to my fried brain.
CFI says it will come with work. But WTF are the correct rpm settings? Duhhh again, even the coyote says duhhhhh, he just wants to get paid.
So CFI asks me if I want to fly next week, I say sure, he looks at schedule and says the manager/owner/superman is using remos himself for all week, out of about 15 or so craft, where I'm the only student in remos. Don't us cash paying students have rights? Guess not.
so, screw it, said bye bye, see you in a fortnight, and going to san diego just to do some mucking around, visit the zoo, check out beach babes, go to Mehico, and see if I get shot at,(coyote won't cross border, says he forgot to renew his passport, liar, just scared.), take in some sea food, and then when wife decides to go shopping which is all de time, check out the local lsa school for a spin and see how many craft I can put on my resume before I even know how to land them, looks good at the bottom of my posts.
By the time this is all over, I will have spent 20k, not know how to land, but have in my resume about 15 craft I have taken off in, buzzed around with and almost crashed trying to land. My face will posted up on the boards of the local examiners office with a clowns hat on.
So goes in the life of Yozz and the coyotes. But what the hell are the landing pattern specs for Mr. Remos, does anyone know? My coyote doesn't know, neither does my CFI. It's a secret.
yozz